Swine Flu - The dangers?

Swine Flu - The dangers?

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Today at 2:42am  UPP Press Agency (C)

The recombinant H1N1 virus.

Could this change humanity?

Scientists in New Georgia have expressed their serious concerns about the so-called 'Swine Flu' virus, scientifically known as H1N1.

An early pig / human chimera, born as a result of earlier genetic experimentation in North Korea.

Milton Ashcombe-Brown, 62, Director of Clinical Research at the University of Somerwest has uncovered evidence suggesting worrying trends in the behavior of recombinant RNA in the latest variants of the virus, suggesting that they can retro-build themselves into the DNA structure of potential victims, effectively re-writing chromosomal & genetic architecture.

This, if true, would be extremely concerning, potentially threatening the future of the human race as a distinct & identifable species. Early indications of recombinant RNA involvement in human genetic coding would be the presence of porcine indicators in amniocentesis during early embryonic scans, leading to the birth of human-pig offspring from apparently normal pregnancies.

Emeritus Professor Harald Stiggurthuvalddar-Thorsson, from Stithsbald University Research Center in North Falkland admitted that this was a very worrying development, but urged the public not to panic. He suggested that such hybridization, leading to the production of human / pig 'chimeras' may not be a bad thing, and could lead to a great evolutionary step in life on Earth.

A CGI impression of what hybrid humans may look like.

 

Emeritus Professor Harald Stiggurthuvalddar-Thorsson, from Stithsbald University Research Center in North Falkland, aged 52.

Report compiled by Stanislaw Wrzerzezowski, UPP Press Agency (C)