An ice age cometh?

It's beginning to get more & more dull & snow-like here in the Vale, I'm actually feeling the much anticipated blizzard is on the way.

Keep having visions of that film, 'The day after tomorrow'. I wonder if... ?

(Scientists say an ice age is 'at least 60,000 years' overdue!)

The curse of the Stannah stairlift!

Michael Parkinson is now appearing on Funeral Expenses Plan ads... guess he must be about to go into a care home & needs the extra funds!

He's just one step ahead of June Whitfield & the Stannah stairlift ad ~ usually means about 6 months before drawing on the aforementioned funeral plan!

As if we're stoopid!

Watching an old - but especially frank edition of 'Mock the Week'. Hugh Dennis is skillfully 'mocking', but blatantly telling the truth about Diana & David Kelly. The Royals & Tony Bliar jokingly, but obviously being accused of murder.

Just thinking, consequentially, how frustrating it must be for Mohamed Al Fayed & Mrs. David Kelly, knowing absolutely that your loved ones were brutally assassinated by UK special forces, but that bogus legal systems ensure they'll never be able to prove it. 

The least credible cover stories in history, too. 

Julian Assange: We need people like you! x.

Wagner & the X Factor spoilers...

Simon Cowell is reputed to secretly want Wagner to appear in the X Factor finals, or even win the show! Simon owns SyCo, the show's production company, and apparently, ratings are 'thru the roof' as a result of public discontent over Wagner's continued, and voter-rigged survival.

...and pigs will fly, perhaps!

Listening to a priest make a total ass of himself by explaining, passionately, that GM crops will lead to ‘rabies & other horrific pestilence’ taking grip of the nation!

Let’s hope that cloning livestock doesn’t lead to explosive, fire-breathing, flying pigs incinerating the nation & bringing terror well beyond the Muslim population alone!

British Greed... sorry, GAS!

At a time when we're being twisted & screwed by (unnecessary) 'austerity' measures, where taxes are rising, wages are falling & where systems, services and people are failing, British Gas, a UK company running a multi-£billion profit, INCREASE their fuel prices by 7% for the winter 'to protect the interests of their (obscenely rich) share holders'.

The greedy bastards!

What a waste...

Complete respect & sombre remembrance to all those whose lives were lost in wars & conflict; but utter contempt & disrespect to leaders, who whilst safe in their closeted offices & palaces, sent them off to die, often on hopeless, pointless, avoidable missions. 

If they were human, and they had consciences, they'd not be able to live with the misery they've caused.

Sack the shoe-shine boy!

Just heard on BBC News that the Prime Minister, David Cameron has 175 staff in his Downing Street office. If they each earned an average of just £30k, that's over £5 MILLION per year. And we're expected to tighten our belts & face extreme austerity? 


Sack the shoe-shine boy for starters!

God save the queen?

The UK's queen, Elizabeth, has apparently joined Facebook. Well, really! 

 

Having demonstrated repeatedly that it doesn't even recognize top British TV & film stars or shows, and even having a slave to put toothpaste on its toothbrush, it no more understands what 'Facebook' is, than wipes its own asse.